Hamster & Gretel
American animated television series
Hamster & Gretel is an American animated television series that centers on a young girl and her pet hamster, who are given superpowers by aliens and become a superhero duo with her older brother working with them to figure out how to protect their city from mysterious dangers.
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Season 1
editEmpower Failure [1.01a]
edit- Aliens: We will now bestow upon you powers unimaginable!
- Kevin: Yep. This is my life.
- Hamster: Whatever. If anyone needs me, I'll be in my wheel. [flies off]
- Gretel: Wait, you can talk?
Oakey Dokey [1.01b]
editRecipe for Disaster [1.02a]
editMath Punch [1.02b]
edit- Gretel: I'm a superhero now! You don't need math to lift things, fly through fast and punch bad guys!
Superhero Sibling Rivalry [1.03a]
edit- Kevin: My turn!
- Gretel: Nuh-uh, my turn!
- Kevin: I don't like your tone!
- Gretel: I don't like your face!
- (Carolina enters the room)
- Carolina: Kids…
- Gretel: I don't like your hat!
- Kevin: I'm not even wearing a hat!
- Carolina: HEY! (takes the remote) That's enough insulting hat talk in this house, the both of you!! Maybe you two need a break from each other, or something. I'm taking the remote. (starts walking upstairs) Just settle this!
- Kevin: So, what does she want?
- Fred: You, shush. (to Gretel) Hey, Gretel-Beans. Your brother's being your brother. You good?
Close Shave [1.03b]
editCheer Cheer Bang Bang [1.04a]
editLa Ballad of La Cebolla [1.04b]
editComic Shop CopyCat [1.05a]
editNeigh, It Ain't So! [1.05b]
edit- Neighslayer: You know, I wasn't planning on being super evil today―it's more of a deejay day―but your girl tried to make me look bad in front of my crew. I can't look like a chump. (pulls out a pool of acid) You get it. Once this party wraps up, we're gonna dunk you in a vat of acid, and then... AFTERPARTY! (laughs) Die mad, you furry little freak.
- Hamster: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm rubber, you're glue!
Saturday Homecoming Fever [1.06a]
editDr. Eelgood [1.06b]
editThe Opposite of Smart [1.07a]
editBirthday Besties [1.07b]
editI'm Bored [1.08a]
editCutie and the Beast [1.08b]
editThe Nightmarionette [1.09a]
editAbuelita's World [1.09b]
edit- Abuelita:
- Kevin: Wait, Abuelita!
- Gretel: Hey!
- Kevin: You know that I'm not a kid anymore.
- Abuelita: (laughs as she pinches Kevin's cheek) Ay, Kevin, I love senses of humors! Now there's only one rule in my house, and that you must follow ALL my rules. Now, hand over the phones!
- Gretel: But, Abuel-
- Abuelita: Eh-eh-eh! No buts unless they are doing chores!
U.F. UH-OH! Part I [1.10a]
editU.F. UH-OH! Part II [1.10b]
editGrounded [1.11a]
edit- (Dave and Carolina angrily enter Gretel's bedroom.)
- Carolina: Someone is in a lot a lot of trouble!
- Gretel: (gasps) The dishes! I'm so sorry, I got sidetracked. I'll go do them now.
- Carolina: Too late.
- Dave and Carolina: You're grounded!
- Gretel: NOOOOO!!!!!!
- (Kevin pokes his head in)
- Kevin: Um, did I just hear the G word?
- Carolina: Yep. Your little sister is spending the entire weekend in. Her. Room.
Sleepover with the Enemy [1.11b]
editFriday Night Fright [1.12a]
editCarolina: You know the rules. Hand over the phones so you won't cheating.
The Earworm [1.12b]
editA Mammoth Problem [1.13a]
editThe Bantam of the Elementary School Light Opera [1.13b]
editHamnesia [1.14a]
editRomancing the Scone [1.14b]
editFor Whom the Belle Trolls [1.15a]
editKevin: Gretel, don't give up! I know that didn't go as planned, but you guys are heroes!
Gretel: It's okay, Kevin. We did our best.
An Arthouse Divided [1.15b]
editThe Litigator vs. The Luchador [1.16a]
editStrawberry Fest Forever [1.16b]
edit- Doofenshmirtz: (after he sees Balloony pop once again) BALLOONY!
The Bottle Episode [1.17a]
editMicromanager [1.17b]
editWhen Life Gives You Lemons [1.18a]
editSelf-HEELP! [1.18b]
editMy Invisible Friend [1.19a]
editThe Bitter Sitter [1.19b]
editLet's Sea What You've Got [1.20a]
editChurro's Day Out [1.20b]
edit- Raúl: Oh, and absolutely no cellphones. Sorry. (Places the phones into the drawer)
- Kevin: Is it too late to just take a group selfie in the parking lot?
- Dave: Come on, Kev. This'll be fun!
- Raúl: Ah-ah-ah! Number 216!
- Dave: "No lying to your kids". Man, this guy's thought of everything.
- Raúl: () Ah-ah-ah-ah! No complaining!
Crimson Haste Makes Waste [1.21a]
editThe Break-Stuff Club [1.21b]
edit- Principal Funderberk: Who's responsible for this mess?
- Kevin: I am, sir. It was all me!
- Principal Funderberk: Kevin? I'm afraid I have no choice but to send you to Saturday detention!
Over the Hill [1.22a]
editThe Ice Queen Cometh [1.22b]
editLa Sombrerona [1.23a]
editTwo Girls, A Guy, and the Council of Düm [1.23b]
editNano a Nano [1.24a]
editThe Unnatural History of Dr. MedusaSaurus Ph.D. [1.24b]
editNo Sprain, No Gain [1.25a]
editFinding Professor Ex [1.25b]
editBayou Barb [1.26a]
editThe Great Pillow War [1.26b]
editShush Hour [1.27a]
edit- Librarian: Ssh! (points to the sign that says "Quiet Please".)
- Gretel: See, told ya! I'm too loud.
I Was a Teenage Mad Scientist [1.27b]
editToo Many Crooks [1.28a]
editPresident Fred [1.28b]
editGreen Hoodie Boy: Oh my gosh, it's Hamster and Gretel! It this is a prank?
Flake It Til You Make It [1.29a]
editGame Changer [1.29b]
editExclamation Strikes Back Part I [1.30a]
editExclamation Strikes Back Part II [1.30b]
edit- Kevin: Hiromi!
- Hiromi: Kevin! Where were you?
- Kevin: I'm so sorry, I was taking care of my little sister-
- Hiromi: Aww, that was so sweet, the first time I ever heard that of excuse of the Duck Boys concert. Kevin, I think you're a really nice guy and I like like you, but I don't think this is going to work out.
- (Hiromi sadly walks away)
- Kevin: But Hiromi…
- Gretel: Oh, Kevin. I'm so sorry.
- Kevin: Thanks, Lil'G, but it's not your fault. If it's anyone's fault, then it's-
Cast
edit- Gretel Grant-Gomez (voiced by Meli Povenmire)
- Kevin Grant-Gomez (voiced by Michael Cimino)
- Hamster (voiced by Beck Bennett)
- Fred Grant (voiced by Joey King)
- Dave Grant-Gomez (voiced by Matt Jones)
- Carolina Grant-Gomez (voiced by Carolina Ravassa)
- Bailey Carter (voiced by Priah Ferguson)
- Hiromi Tanaka (voiced by Romi Dames)
- Veronica Hill (voiced by Liza Koshy)
- Anthony (voiced by Akintoye)
- Lauren/The Destructress (voiced by Alyson Stoner)
- Lyle/FistPuncher (voiced by Brock Powell)
- Unseen alien (voiced by Dan Povenmire)
External links
edit- Hamster & Gretel quotes at the Internet Movie Database