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Hamster & Gretel

American animated television series

Hamster & Gretel is an American animated television series that centers on a young girl and her pet hamster, who are given superpowers by aliens and become a superhero duo with her older brother working with them to figure out how to protect their city from mysterious dangers.

Season 1

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Empower Failure [1.01a]

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Aliens: We will now bestow upon you powers unimaginable!
Kevin: Yep. This is my life.
Hamster: Whatever. If anyone needs me, I'll be in my wheel. [flies off]
Gretel: Wait, you can talk?

Oakey Dokey [1.01b]

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Recipe for Disaster [1.02a]

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Math Punch [1.02b]

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Gretel: I'm a superhero now! You don't need math to lift things, fly through fast and punch bad guys!

Superhero Sibling Rivalry [1.03a]

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Kevin: My turn!
Gretel: Nuh-uh, my turn!
Kevin: I don't like your tone!
Gretel: I don't like your face!
(Carolina enters the room)
Carolina: Kids…
Gretel: I don't like your hat!
Kevin: I'm not even wearing a hat!
Carolina: HEY! (takes the remote) That's enough insulting hat talk in this house, the both of you!! Maybe you two need a break from each other, or something. I'm taking the remote. (starts walking upstairs) Just settle this!
Kevin: So, what does she want?
Fred: You, shush. (to Gretel) Hey, Gretel-Beans. Your brother's being your brother. You good?

Close Shave [1.03b]

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Cheer Cheer Bang Bang [1.04a]

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La Ballad of La Cebolla [1.04b]

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Comic Shop CopyCat [1.05a]

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Neigh, It Ain't So! [1.05b]

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Neighslayer: You know, I wasn't planning on being super evil today―it's more of a deejay day―but your girl tried to make me look bad in front of my crew. I can't look like a chump. (pulls out a pool of acid) You get it. Once this party wraps up, we're gonna dunk you in a vat of acid, and then... AFTERPARTY! (laughs) Die mad, you furry little freak.
Hamster: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm rubber, you're glue!

Saturday Homecoming Fever [1.06a]

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Dr. Eelgood [1.06b]

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The Opposite of Smart [1.07a]

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Birthday Besties [1.07b]

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I'm Bored [1.08a]

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Cutie and the Beast [1.08b]

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The Nightmarionette [1.09a]

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Abuelita's World [1.09b]

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Abuelita:
Kevin: Wait, Abuelita!
Gretel: Hey!
Kevin: You know that I'm not a kid anymore.
Abuelita: (laughs as she pinches Kevin's cheek) Ay, Kevin, I love senses of humors! Now there's only one rule in my house, and that you must follow ALL my rules. Now, hand over the phones!
Gretel: But, Abuel-
Abuelita: Eh-eh-eh! No buts unless they are doing chores!

U.F. UH-OH! Part I [1.10a]

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U.F. UH-OH! Part II [1.10b]

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Grounded [1.11a]

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(Dave and Carolina angrily enter Gretel's bedroom.)
Carolina: Someone is in a lot a lot of trouble!
Gretel: (gasps) The dishes! I'm so sorry, I got sidetracked. I'll go do them now.
Carolina: Too late.
Dave and Carolina: You're grounded!
Gretel: NOOOOO!!!!!!
(Kevin pokes his head in)
Kevin: Um, did I just hear the G word?
Carolina: Yep. Your little sister is spending the entire weekend in. Her. Room.

Sleepover with the Enemy [1.11b]

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Friday Night Fright [1.12a]

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Carolina: You know the rules. Hand over the phones so you won't cheating.

The Earworm [1.12b]

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A Mammoth Problem [1.13a]

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The Bantam of the Elementary School Light Opera [1.13b]

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Hamnesia [1.14a]

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Romancing the Scone [1.14b]

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For Whom the Belle Trolls [1.15a]

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Kevin: Gretel, don't give up! I know that didn't go as planned, but you guys are heroes!
Gretel: It's okay, Kevin. We did our best.

An Arthouse Divided [1.15b]

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The Litigator vs. The Luchador [1.16a]

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Strawberry Fest Forever [1.16b]

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Doofenshmirtz: (after he sees Balloony pop once again) BALLOONY!

The Bottle Episode [1.17a]

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Micromanager [1.17b]

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When Life Gives You Lemons [1.18a]

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Self-HEELP! [1.18b]

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My Invisible Friend [1.19a]

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The Bitter Sitter [1.19b]

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Let's Sea What You've Got [1.20a]

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Churro's Day Out [1.20b]

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Raúl: Oh, and absolutely no cellphones. Sorry. (Places the phones into the drawer)
Kevin: Is it too late to just take a group selfie in the parking lot?
Dave: Come on, Kev. This'll be fun!
Raúl: Ah-ah-ah! Number 216!
Dave: "No lying to your kids". Man, this guy's thought of everything.
Raúl: () Ah-ah-ah-ah! No complaining!

Crimson Haste Makes Waste [1.21a]

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The Break-Stuff Club [1.21b]

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Principal Funderberk: Who's responsible for this mess?
Kevin: I am, sir. It was all me!
Principal Funderberk: Kevin? I'm afraid I have no choice but to send you to Saturday detention!

Over the Hill [1.22a]

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The Ice Queen Cometh [1.22b]

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La Sombrerona [1.23a]

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Two Girls, A Guy, and the Council of Düm [1.23b]

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Nano a Nano [1.24a]

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The Unnatural History of Dr. MedusaSaurus Ph.D. [1.24b]

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No Sprain, No Gain [1.25a]

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Finding Professor Ex [1.25b]

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Bayou Barb [1.26a]

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The Great Pillow War [1.26b]

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Shush Hour [1.27a]

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Librarian: Ssh! (points to the sign that says "Quiet Please".)
Gretel: See, told ya! I'm too loud.

I Was a Teenage Mad Scientist [1.27b]

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Too Many Crooks [1.28a]

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President Fred [1.28b]

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Green Hoodie Boy: Oh my gosh, it's Hamster and Gretel! It this is a prank?

Flake It Til You Make It [1.29a]

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Game Changer [1.29b]

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Exclamation Strikes Back Part I [1.30a]

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Exclamation Strikes Back Part II [1.30b]

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Kevin: Hiromi!
Hiromi: Kevin! Where were you?
Kevin: I'm so sorry, I was taking care of my little sister-
Hiromi: Aww, that was so sweet, the first time I ever heard that of excuse of the Duck Boys concert. Kevin, I think you're a really nice guy and I like like you, but I don't think this is going to work out.
(Hiromi sadly walks away)
Kevin: But Hiromi…
Gretel: Oh, Kevin. I'm so sorry.
Kevin: Thanks, Lil'G, but it's not your fault. If it's anyone's fault, then it's-

Cast

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  • Gretel Grant-Gomez (voiced by Meli Povenmire)
  • Kevin Grant-Gomez (voiced by Michael Cimino)
  • Hamster (voiced by Beck Bennett)
  • Fred Grant (voiced by Joey King)
  • Dave Grant-Gomez (voiced by Matt Jones)
  • Carolina Grant-Gomez (voiced by Carolina Ravassa)
  • Bailey Carter (voiced by Priah Ferguson)
  • Hiromi Tanaka (voiced by Romi Dames)
  • Veronica Hill (voiced by Liza Koshy)
  • Anthony (voiced by Akintoye)
  • Lauren/The Destructress (voiced by Alyson Stoner)
  • Lyle/FistPuncher (voiced by Brock Powell)
  • Unseen alien (voiced by Dan Povenmire)
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