- [after being sent back to life from Purgatory, Ren heads to a fire with a box of his things]
- Stimpy: No, Ren! You can't! You mustn't! Have you taken leave of your senses, man?
- Ren: Shhhh. Stay thy tongue, my son. I hereby rid myself of my most valued worldly goods. My collection of... celebrity toupees!
- [Ren pulls the toupees out of the box & begins tossing them into the fire]
- Ren: William Shallert...
- [He tosses it into the fire]
- Ren: Burt...
- [Into the fire]
- Ren: And Bazoo the Clone!
- [He tosses a clown wig into the fire, setting it ablaze]