- Tyler: At Harvard, we learn a little something called binomial distribution. Look it up. Then you'll see why your odds are better when you fill out your own slips. You're welcome.
- Jerry: Binomial distribution only considers two factors, not a third which is human error or a fourth, which is the time it takes for you to fill in the tickets. You gain a whooping 32 bucks for every $100,000 you win. You're welcome.
- Jerry: Well, you have a share. You did from the start.
- Doug [Selbee]: Dad, you didn't have to do that.
- Jerry: Oh, I didn't wanna count nickels without you.