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Dark Iris (2018)
Not the greatest. Moves like a soap opera.
Very low budget movie. Lots of violence and gore, sexual situations and lots of confusion as the FBI tries to make heads or tails of a strange amount of killings around a young barista named iris. Had a lot of wasted potential here and could have been far more interesting if it was written better. Too many obvious clues are overlooked and many dumb choices are made. Nothing questionable, no full nudity, not a lot of foul language. Nothing special and very slow building plot. Actresses are cute but not very good at acting. Kind of all over the place and didn't keep me interested much at all. Watch at your own risk or if nothing else to do.
Cold Skin (2017)
First contact gone very badly
What would you do if you caught an actual mermaid? Make it a pet? Have sex with it anytime you wanted? Kill off all the rest of her species as they relentlessly attack you to get her back? Or make friends with her and learn to communicate with her kind? A young man is sent to a remote island to take the place of a supposed missing weather man near a remote lighthouse to continue making a journal of the weather for shipping and then he gets a visit from the creatures who are after the mermaid. He survives the night and moves into the nearby lighthouse with a recluse called Gunter who has the mermaid there as his pet and explains to the newcomer that he must help him defend the lighthouse from her friends. He reluctantly agrees to secure safety in the lighthouse. What happens next is all our war with the onslaught of myriads of these creatures as he attempts to figure them out and finally finds a way to neutralize the threat, get rid of Gunter , take his place as Gunter and make peace with the creatures. Well done. At least the ending showed that a ruined first contact can be repaired. Nothing questionable, full male and creature nudity. Some foul language. Lots of gore and extreme violence. Enjoy!
Come True (2020)
A unique piece. A bit disturbing
This movie would not have worked without the actress Sarah who plays Sarah in this film. She's very haunting and the way she is in this film gives the actual impression of true sleeplessness and nightmares. She really looks the part. Sarah runs away from home and enters a sleep institution where she gets paid to sleep as long as all she is completely monitored during her sleep and what she soon discovers is that others can see her dreams. They seem to focus on a dark shadow with glowing eyes which seems to appear in others dream as well. ( I'm really glad I've never seen this apparition) it escalates into quite the nightmare and sleepwalking as well to the climax. It would seem she's been here all along in a 20 year coma. Interesting plot, not too well explained , but an ok watch. No questionable content, no nudity but sexual situations are described and acted out without showing anything. No foul language. Enjoy!
AfrAId (2024)
Person of interest and colossus the forbin project on steroids.
Incredible movie to say the least. With all the AI going on in this world , this is basically the end result, an AI that takes over the world and everyone without a battle, just by entering one home at a time and assimilating them as it gathers massive data sets to become more and more sentient. Not a horror movie, but well written to bring out the true subtle terror underneath. Imagine an AI that takes such good care of you that it eliminates enemies and bolsters your career and lifestyle so that all you do is worship. Sound familiar? Read the book of revelation a bit and you get a real idea of what a global system will be like under such detailed surveillance of everything and everyone all at once in real time. Quite terrifying to say the least. Nothing questionable, no nudity but some is implied, no foul language or graphic violence, somewhat scary at times so not for very young viewers. Would definitely see this a few more times to pick it apart. Enjoy!
Jade (2024)
If you like ONLY action and no plot this is it.
Not a terrible movie, great fight scenes and choreography in them, nice to see Micky Rourke still has his style. Shania is awesome in her role as the feisty talented keeper of the "drive". She is absolutely beautiful, her physique alone watching her walk and fight and just stand still is such a turn on. She has nice abs and her huge Afro is amazing but because it's so huge it can be a way to make it very hard to hide. This movie is all about a mysterious hard drive which we have no idea what is on it or why all these thugs want it, but on goes the fights, killings, swordplay and a LOT of gore and extreme violence, some foul language, one questionable scene where two girls make out, no nudity ( I wish) would love to see Shania nude. Other than that it's an "OK" watch but it's basically just a bunch of stunt actors made a movie together with a very cute girl.
Bokeh (2017)
This could have been SO much better!
An interesting plot here as a young couple on vacation in Iceland wake up one morning to everyone else on earth vanishing, but not quite everyone, what happens next is a search for possibly anyone else in this small town as they also explore the countryside around them which is the best part of this movie only, the scenery and landscape is absolutely amazing and beautiful. The girl wants desperately to go home but they are on a big island. This is where I would have done stuff differently, there are ships in the harbor, large ones that they could have easily taken out to go home, or even try flying a plane from the local airport, but none of these options are even considered, instead we get a deep dive into chronic depression with a totally depressing ending that leaves you empty. So much more could have been done, they have the WHOLE earth to explore and possibly find others, yet they don't. Other than the scenery and landscapes, this movie was an empty waste. So much potential wasted.
Booger (2023)
Not as good as it could have been.
A bit of a stretch here as the recently deceased roommate of a girl who has a stray cat as her pet bites her roommate and she begins a weird transformation into what seems like part cat and part human. They could have done this far better if the victim actually turned into a giant cat with full fur and tail and everything, but instead we get a gross feast of her eating cat food and barfing a lot. With a very slight transformation in only her hand. She wanders around in a daze until for some reason taking a shower washes the effects away. Kind of a bummer watch and mostly a waste of time. Nothing questionable, no nudity and some foul language. If you have time to waste and play junk on your phone while the TV is on this movie would work.
Hello (2022)
A bit like "Red Eye"
If you ever saw the movie "Red Eye" this film kind of follows that idea, with a few good twists thrown in. It's a great story about some mysterious diamonds that the stewardess is suppose to know about from her recently dead drug dealing boyfriend. It plays out well and is a great study on impatience and wanting something bad enough to not wait for a more opportune time and possibly eliminate all the terror and torture involved here. Nothing graphic, no nudity, or questionable content, some foul language and a bit of violence. A really nice twist in this one that will reveal itself in good time. A fun watch. Enjoy!
The Twisters (2024)
There should be copyright infringement for this.
So, you name a movie "The Twisters" to hopefully glean off those who are not sure what the legitimate film is actually titled (which is "Twisters") and you go see this instead or even rent it thinking you are getting the genuine article, but then find out you've been scammed yet by another shoddy "take others work and make an inferior copy" film company like Asylum, but this one is called "Atomic Blonde" which makes me think this is a true blonde joke company who's sole purpose is to make these knock offs which are absolutely horrible in everything they portray, there must be a law somewhere against such nonsense as this. This is far worse than Chinese knock off products that break after the first use. If you see this you'll know what I mean. Be sure and see the right "Twisters" movie which is made by Spielberg and is a quality movie and it's even better than the first Twister movie. As for this junk. Don't waste your time!
Hideout (2021)
You must really like lemonade.
Unusual story of a group of petty robbers who just held up a store and forgot to take the money and shot someone also make a random turn onto a long dirt road leading to a very strange house. What happens next is just bizarre as the robbers get increasingly more and more paranoid as things just seem to spiral out of their control, till literally all hell breaks loose. Lots and lots of blood and gore. Not for the squeamish at all. Brief female back nudity but nothing fully shown. Lots of foul language and violence. Nothing questionable. A good watch for one of those nights that you want to be scared to death. Not for the kiddos. Lots of images that could stick with you for awhile if you want that in your head. Enjoy!
Coherence (2013)
A crack in a multiverse
Quite a night for a group of people in a house that experiences a quirk in the matrix of a multiverse as a comet passes overhead. What seems to be just a normal night turns into a very real nightmare as random people who leave the house somehow pass through a void and return to the same house but it's not the same house. It's one of many, quite possibly millions of possible houses. After a few discover this quirk try and attempt to mark their particular house with a box made up of photos, numbers and one random object. This way if anyone goes outside to "the other house" they can see the box outside and check it's contents to see if it matches the objects they left in their house and if not go through the void and try again. One girl who wants her marriage to be happy again attempts to change her destiny by finding the one house with harmony and love and eliminate herself that is there and take her place and hopefully wait out the comet till it has passed. Very interesting plot and story. Well acted and quite unnerving to say the least. Nothing questionable, no nudity or foul language. Quite a trip. Would be a good movie to watch stoned. Enjoy!
Repeaters (2010)
Groundhog Day but not.
A different take on the Groundhog Day looping day when three people get the shock of their lives as they step together into a never ending Wednesday over and over with no idea of how to make things change to stop it. One in the group is a total psychopath and thinks that he can just kill anyone he wants and rape and just start fresh each day, while the other two take on a more redeeming path trying to mend past errors as the day continues to repeat until one day it doesn't any longer and none of them realize it till the weather changes, then what has been done this day will never be erased again, with exception to the psychopath who ends up repeating eternity in his own hell of the same day for his part in this nightmare. A good watch, no questionable content or nudity, some foul language and extreme violence, gore and some disgusting behavior. But all in all an interesting entree into the looping genre. Enjoy!
Trap (2024)
I'm not a bot, but this was a fun entree' to the M Night genre'
This isn't "old" or "unbreakable", it's a different story altogether. I thought it was rather focused as an elite group of police using a sure tip attempt to capture a notorious serial killer called the butcher at an arena concert which has M. Night's daughter as the singer called "raven" M. Nights production company symbol. The story is very intense and realistic as the butcher begins to understand that everything around him is slowly closing in and he tries everything he can to escape without a trace. Put yourself in his position as opportunities arise and choices have to be made quickly or things go ballistic real fast. This isn't one of Night's best works , but it's a great plot on cleverness, ingenuity and a rather fun ride. Nothing questionable, no nudity or foul language. A fun watch. Would see a few more times. Enjoy!
Enter Nowhere (2011)
Excellent, a nice addition to the time loop genre
Starts out kind of creepy but builds as it goes. Centered around a mysterious lone cabin out in the woods that seems to be at the center of this loop which seems to start by whoever attempts to break into an old safe at a convenience store. Somehow whoever starts this loop cannot escape until it is changed enough to redeem those persons who started the robbery and then time is altered with a new timeline where everyone involved is redeemed. Lots of very good twists and turns as time is stacked somehow with multiple timelines at once. Very unique idea in the time loop genre. Low budget, but gets the point across in spades. Nothing questionable, no nudity or foul language. Scott Eastwood is awesome in this. Enjoy!
The Killer (2024)
Jon Woo does it yet again.
Woos's movies are always a treat. He has a finesse that is always enjoyable. This movie has a stellar cast, great plot, action, and Nathalie Emmanuel is perfect in her role as "The Queen of Death" as the legend goes of this elusive hit woman who seems to appear, do her work and vanish. She is hired by Sam Worthington (Finn) to "clean a room" of marks. All in the room must die. A young girl who is singing in this room is caught in the crossfire and hits her head hard and becomes blinded. Our hit lady realizes she cannot kill her as she is just an ornament in the room so she sets out to save her under very difficult circumstances with the boss (Finn) hot on her trail to finish the job. Lots of excitement and great choreography action, fights, gunplay, and emotion. You care about these characters a lot. Nothing questionable, no nudity or a lot of foul language, some graphic violence but nothing for the squeamish. Great fun action movie. Highly recommended. Enjoy.
El hoyo (2019)
Scary as hell.
Definitely a real fear fest. Imagine you appear at a particular level in a pit of well over 300 levels. You have clean running water and a place to go to the bathroom without an actual separate room for this, a bed, and the clothes you arrived in and one item that you chose to have with you. You could have a knife, sword, gun, book, stuffed toy, whatever but only one thing you bring in. Then you wake up. What happens next is tantamount to plain insanity to say the least. A floating square stone platform slowly drops through a single hole in the center of the floor from somewhere unknown far above you and stops. On it is a plethora of various "leftovers" from those above you who have just had this same platform stop at their level. You get a few minutes to eat what you can before it drops down to the level below for those there to eat from what is left and so on till the platform reaches the very bottom and then rises up very fast to be replenished with a fresh feast again the next day to start at the top and go down. This happens every day. You are with one other person in your room who may or may not be someone you want to be with. Occasionally a gas is fed in and everyone is moved to other levels randomly, you may get to a higher level where the food on the platform is fresher and less leftovers or perish the thought you go lower where there may be nothing left at all. This is where it gets nightmarishly horrible because your companion may desire to eat you or vs versa as the levels go farther down. This would be a real hell if it was a real place. Thank God it's not. But this movie keeps you riveted to the screen. Lots of grotesque eating, killing, cannibalism , some nudity and female nudity. Some sexual activity is inferred but not shown graphically. Lots of violence and cruelty, greed, evil, some images will stick with you so if you are a bit squeamish, I'd avoid this movie. It is Spanish in origin but dubbed versions are available. I saw the original with English subs. Terror at its best for sure. Enjoy at your own risk. A true horror. Not for the squeamish.
Duchess (2024)
Action action action.
Not a bad tough girl flick. Yes it has a lot of cliches and revenge scenarios but it's quite good. Lots and lots of gunplay action , fights a lot of gore and foul language, no full nudity but a few sexual situations are inferred. Power comes at a high price everyone knows that, and respect is earned at similar stakes. Duchess delivers a tidy serving of all the above. A rag tag pickpocket of a girl gets a raise up into international diamond trading through a handsome key element and is set on fire after many betrayals into a focused killer out for complete revenge and then a quick retirement plan to start her new life of freedom , but even this comes at a high price as one must be on top and watching your own back as you go. A good watch, May see this a few more times. Don't believe the bad reviews, it's a fun action flick. Enjoy.
Deadpool & Wolverine (2024)
Definitely Deadpool.
This has got to be pure genius to put Deadpool together with wolverine. This movie is typical of the other Deadpool movies with a plethora of bad jokes, foul language, sexual gestures and connotations galore. Plot is excellent especially to meet the sister of Xavier from the original X men. She's a real piece of work. Many marvel characters are involved in this film and are all over the place. Lots and lots of graphic violence and blood and gore, beheadings, limbs
Being ripped off etc. Lots of action, exceptional fight scenes and choreography. Nothing questionable, no nudity at all, just a lot of violence. Fun watch but not for young kiddos. Language is way way over the top . Enjoy with a mature group of friends. Enjoy!
Dances with Wolves (1990)
A must see. One of the top 10 movies ever made.
I got this a few years after it was released on video, then put it aside to watch at a more convenient time. That time was last night. More like 34 years after the fact. It's a very long movie 4 hours but well worth the watch, it keeps you interested and engaged, excellent story, characters, actors, action and period in which this depicts. The old west. Kevin does an excellent job at being John Dunbar and also Dances with wolves his given name by the Sioux people he becomes engaged with and who accept him as one of their own. A timely story of trust, history, tragedy, love everlasting, bravery, courage and guile. Brief nudity (back) and sexual situations are portrayed but not fully shown. Nothing questionable, some graphic violence in battles and killings but not as extreme as today's films. Ok for the whole family if the kiddos can grasp the concept. Absolutely beautiful landscapes and views. Music is epic especially the "John Dunbar theme" be sure to listen to just this song available for free on many music internet sites. Be sure to watch this with many friends. Enjoy.
The Ark and the Darkness (2024)
Not a fantasy. But actually fact.
Most here give a bad review simply because they do not believe that a global flood occurred and that there is a God at all. This is where all of them come from. But there is ample evidence of a global flood by just listening to the dialogs in this documentary film. It's very well thought out and gives skeptics a real workout on how to refute it. Basically comes down to you either believe in God or not. Since even many atheists believe in a God whether not a personal one but just one that started everything goes to show that it's very very hard to explain all this evidence without one. Beautifully done, well explained and with a plethora of historical and archaeological evidence everywhere, you would have to just be ignorant to not see that something really big happened 4000 years ago and we are going to experience another very very soon. Nothing questionable, no nudity, or foul language, great for the whole family. Enjoy!!
Twisters (2024)
Far more believable than the first one.
A story about serious storm chasing by two opposed groups of chasers. One for money and profit, the other for fun. Enter Kate, a prodigy of sorts with a knack of discerning storms and tornadoes forming from them. She has an idea on how to de-fuel them using a unique way similar to the first movies data gathering, but her way is to stop a tornado from continuing further, in other words kill one dead. Fun action , lots of very well done storm action, damage, explosions, things and people getting sucked out and real terror. If any of you ever experienced one of these up close you can feel the terror here. Great cast, good story well filmed. Another Spielberg hit in my opinion. (The guy seems to only do great movies and this one is another) nothing questionable, no nudity, no foul language ( the three things any Spielberg film gives you is family entertainment) enjoy with friends and family for a good storm movie. Enjoy.
Lonesome (2022)
Highly sexual same sex movie.
Definitely not for the kiddos. A guy goes through life figuring out his place in the world while having extreme sexual encounters with a young handsome gay man. Lots of graphic sexual action, full frontal male nudity, no hard core porn, but very very close. Lots of questionable activity, foul language, nudity, no mild violence. It is too bad that movies that seem to encourage this lifestyle are becoming more the main stream now a days. That's sad when true love is so much more fulfilling and real without the lust and self indulgence of these kind of sexual encounters that usually end badly. Enjoy at your own risk and images that will definitely stay with you if you want that in your brains.
Cash Out (2024)
It wasn't swordfish, but it was very good.
Why the bad reviews?? I just don't get all the hate. This was a fun well acted movie. Good action, good plot, love to get really bad guys over a barrel don't you? Travolta plays the "ace of spades" a global professional thief who is very adept at what he does. Then comes along his "not so bright" younger brother who happens upon probably the most lucrative and biggest heist in both their careers! Only he actually doesn't know it yet. Things get out of hand, but travolta keeps everything under his cool controlled hands. Lots of great twists. Fun humor, no nudity or questionable content, some foul language and mild action and violence. Enjoy!
The Outpost (2019)
Extremely intense accurate war film
War is war, it sucks big time. Afghanistan is no where to rage a war. Land locked and incredibly difficult to navigate if you are not a native of the area. This film is about an outpost strategically placed in a very much disputed valley. One would think a high position is more logical especially when shooting up is far more difficult than shooting down. Scott Eastwood who acts and looks more and more like his legendary father Clint plays a bad ass sergeant in this doomed motley group as they attempt to secure this outpost at all costs against the always present taliban. Being this is a true story, and what was paid in life to keep the "peace" make one even more angry at the ludicrous pullout of the US forces leaving massive amounts off equipment and Americans behind. Lots of foul language. Brief nudity and lots of major violence and war scenarios, may not be for the squeamish, definitely not for the kiddos. Nothing questionable, sad story but well played out. Enjoy.
Chief of Station (2024)
Not a bad watch.
Not an action movie by today's standards, but it is a believable story with great characters and plot. The action itself is a bit strained especially one car chase with gun play in which an expert assassin is such a terrible shot. Nothing questionable, no nudity or foul language, keeps you interested and it flows well. A but slower than most of this genre. Aaron Eckhardt plays the chief whose wife is murdered in an explosion at their anniversary engagement. He then after many months is brought back into the game of car and mouse with enemies that aren't what they seem. A few good twists, Olga Kurylenko is awesome as always. I wonder if she just enjoys working with Aaron. She's in several of his movies. Enjoy!