Hollywood Boulevard (1976)
Dick Miller: Walter Paisley
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Quotes
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Candy Hope : Wow, Walter, what a neat car!
Walter Paisley : Yeah, it's a Rolls Canardly.
Candy Hope : A Rolls Canardly?
Walter Paisley : Yeah, it rolls down one hill and can 'ardly get up the next.
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Walter Paisley : You been in pictures?
Robby : Not recently. I don't do nudity.
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Walter Paisley : You ever do any belly dancing?
Candy Hope : No.
Walter Paisley : High-wire work?
Candy Hope : No.
Walter Paisley : Can you give a Swedish massage?
Candy Hope : [disheartened] No.
Walter Paisley : You're an actress!
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Walter Paisley : Well, you came to the right place, kiddo.
Candy Hope : Oh, did I?
Walter Paisley : Yeah. I know what you kids are up against. Can't get a job without being in the union. Can't get in the union without a job. Can't get an agent without experience. Can't get work without an agent! Well, you just got yourself an agent.
Candy Hope : [brightening] Oh, Mr. Paisley! Really?
Walter Paisley : [dismissively] Yeah, now let me know soon as you get yourself a job.
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Walter Paisley : [answering phone] Paisley. You got a what? A Mexican donkey act? It tap dances too? Okay, get your ass over here.
Walter Paisley : [hanging up phone] You're still here!
Candy Hope : Mr. Paisley, how do I get a job?
Walter Paisley : How should I know? I'm just an agent.