Jackass Forever (2022)
Chris Pontius: Self
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Quotes
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Chris Pontius : Preston should've pooped before he came to work today. Fail to prepare, prepare to fail.
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Chris Pontius : And if you're wondering if the curtains match the drapes, let me tell you, I tore those drapes out a long time ago.
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Jeff Tremaine : Zackass! He's a real wild crazy guy! He's the gnarly superstar! Zackass!
Chris Pontius : There ain't a thing he wouldn't do! He'd jump in cacti for you!
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Chris Pontius : These guys are old, we paid our dues, so we're handing the torch to you.
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Chris Pontius : It's semen alright.
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Chris Pontius : It's been a while since I ate the horse semen, but I think I prefer the pig. Bacon's better than horse meat right?
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Chris Pontius : Milk milk lemonade. Around the corner fudge is made. Stick your finger up that hole. Now you've got a Tootsie Roll!
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Johnny Knoxville : Does it smell like pig semen? Does it smell?
Chris Pontius : Why are you looking at me like that?
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Chris Pontius : That was a violent brawl. One sided to be sure.
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Aaron Homoki : Where were you?
Chris Pontius : I was... I just.
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Chris Pontius : If you think we're wearing underwear under these tunics... you're sadly mistaken, my friend.
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Chris Pontius : A lot of people ask: "What will Jackass be like once we're older". Well, it'll get more mature.
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Chris Pontius : You're wearing it backwards or upside down.
Ehren McGhehey : I don't need physics from you guys right now!
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Chris Pontius : Poopies doesn't have the biggest penis in the world, not the second biggest either.
Sean McInerney : I think I have the smallest one out of the whole group. That was what I was most nervous about, showing it to the whole world. But that's what we're here for.
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Chris Pontius : When the beast awakens, the monster arises.