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Warhorse One (2023)
Couldn't finish watching
The plot was horrible. Someone surving a helicopter crash with no injury at all is a miracle on its own. There's no way on earth that a trained seal who after realising that his whole team is KIA (and with limited ammunition) decides to engage with an unknown number of enemies without any guarantee of backup for hours to come, all this while deep in the jungle far away from any military base. That is clearly suicidal and outright stupid, we're talking about a life and death situation here, those enemies had no knowledge of his existence until he started shooting at them when he didn't have to. All the man needed was to either abort mission and get back to base or find a few missionaries he could help and get them to safety. He had absolutely no business engaging those tangos and attract a man hunt on himself in a terrain he wasn't familiar with.
The director of the movie was probably sleeping half the time to waste such good potential. How can you give background music a higher volume than the voice output? Why would the main actor expose himself to shoot one bullet left in his cartridge and take his time reloading while exposed in the middle of enemy fire? I would expect that such level of incompetence from indian action movies not from the west.
Forces spéciales (2011)
Horrible plot and acting
Even after switching off my logic and basic reasoning I could not take anymore of this movie after an hour of watching. I've never seen such a poor special forces team all my life, it gets you wondering if the director ever bothered to talk to a single soldier before making this utter waste you call a movie. I only gave 2 stars for the first 30 mins which were crappy but watchable.
Sex/Life (2021)
Poor storyline
I expected the title to mean more to the movie. And the whole notion about a wife cheating on her loyal husband of 8 years with an Ex she was obsessing about is just off for me. Good acting but I guess the stript was messed up.
We Are Your Friends (2015)
Beautiful storyline and unforgettable music
There's something about watching this movie that makes you take a breath and salvage the moment once you finish. It could be the music, it could be the way it was all put together. Beautifully made and very realistic.
Kiss and Kill (2017)
Not a very good one
They wasted too much time on sex scenes with the same boring positions yet not showing anything explicit, it made the scenes linear and uninteresting yet the only reason to keep watching is to find out how the storyline ends.
Soul (2020)
The best cartoon of all time hands down
The storyline touched my soul, it inspired me all over again, ignited the sparks I've had all my life. I've never watched a cartoon this emotional, ever. Let alone any other movie, this is a masterpiece.
Edge of Tomorrow (2014)
One of the best movies I've watched
Tom Cruise was exceptional in this one, the storyline was superb and it got me hooked from the first 5 mins till the end. I even had to repeat it to refresh the excitement after a year.
"On your feet maggot" lol.