Teacher's Pet (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

One evening in the Bronze, Xander (Nicholas Brendon) saves Buffy (Sarah Michelle Gellar) from a menacing vampire. He then goes on stage to play his guitar solo, promising to later "kiss her like she has never been kissed before." In biology class, he is awakened from this dream when Buffy points out that he is drooling. The class is taught by Dr. Gregory, who calls on an unprepared Buffy to answer a question about insects. After class, Dr. Gregory encourages Buffy, telling her that she can excel in class if she makes an effort. Once alone, he is attacked by an unseen monster.

That night at the Bronze, fellow student Blayne taunts Xander about his lack of sexual prowess. When Buffy and Willow arrive, Xander puts his arms around both girls to buff up his reputation. Buffy rushes over to Angel when she sees him standing in the corner. Angel gives her his leather jacket when he notices that she is cold. When Buffy sees several slashes on his arm, she jokes that someone must have attacked him with a big fork. He warns Buffy about the new threat, telling her not to let him corner her, as he'll rip her throat out. He quickly leaves after the warning.

The next day, Buffy informs Giles that Angel warned her about a "fork guy." The substitute biology teacher, Natalie French, shows up and turns every boy's head. She seems to be fascinated by insects, especially the praying mantis. French suggests making model egg sacs for the upcoming science fair and asks the class for help. At lunch, Cordelia (Charisma Carpenter) finds the headless body of Dr. Gregory in the cafeteria locker. In the library, Giles consoles a tearful Buffy. They try to figure out if there is a connection to the Master, but they don't rule out the possibility of a second monster.

Later that night, Buffy goes to a park frequented by the homeless and is attacked by "Claw," a vampire who has a large claw in place of his right hand. The fight is interrupted by the police, and the vampire flees. While in pursuit, she sees the vampire come up behind Miss French, walking home with groceries and she turns to stare at him. To Buffy's surprise, the vampire bolts in a panic.

At school the next day, Buffy is sent to a counselor to help her get over seeing Dr. Gregory's dead body. This makes her late for the pop quiz that Miss French gives the class — a test where she tells Xander the answer to a question. Buffy arrives and looks through the class window. Sensing Buffy's presence, Miss French turns her head 180 degrees to look at her. After class, Miss French asks Xander to come to her house that evening to work on a project. After he leaves, she eats a sandwich made of live crickets.

Back in the library, Buffy convinces Giles and Willow that Miss French must be a praying mantis. They discover that Blayne, who worked on a project with Miss French the day before, never came home that night. Buffy tries to warn Xander, but he brushes her off, saying she is just jealous. Before he walks off, he expresses his dislike for Angel.

When Xander arrives at Miss French's house, she greets him in a provocative dress and offers him a martini. The drink knocks him out as she transforms into a giant insect. Xander wakes up in a cage next to Blayne, who tells him how she mates like a praying mantis, biting off men's heads in the process. In the library, the gang discovers that Miss French is a She-Mantis that lures virgins for her mating ritual. Willow reveals that Xander is a virgin, then calls his mother and learns that he never came home. They realize that he's in great danger. Buffy gets Giles to record bat sonar — a sound that damages the insect's nervous system — while Miss French chooses Xander as her next victim.

Buffy, Willow, and Giles arrive at the house where Miss French supposedly lives, where they find a nice old woman who is the real Miss French, who retired in 1972. To quickly find Xander, Buffy tracks down Claw in the sewers, who can sense the She-Mantis. After they identify the right house, Claw attacks Buffy, but she quickly stakes him with a broken fence post. Buffy breaks through the window when the She-Mantis is about to mate with Xander. She slays the insect, using insect repellant and the bat sonar recording to weaken it. Xander then destroys the eggs that are in the house.

Later at the Bronze, Buffy is sitting at the bar wearing Angel's jacket when he approaches her. She offers to give it back, but he tells her to keep it as it looks better on her. As she watches him walk away, she is clearly smitten.

After science class, Buffy places Dr. Gregory's glasses in his jacket, which is still hanging in the classroom closet, oblivious to the eggs attached to the bottom of a shelf — or the fact that one of them is hatching.

"Teacher's Pet" was first broadcast on The WB on March 24, 1997. It pulled in an audience of 2 million households.^[1]

Vox ranked it at #132 on their "Every Episode Ranked From Worst to Best" list of all 144 episodes (to mark the 20th anniversary of the show), writing, "By 1997, the student/teacher love affair was already a well-worn teen soap trope, and "Teacher's Pet"'s twist of having the teacher be a literal predator is only mildly clever." However, "the core Scooby dynamics have really started to gel: The scene where Giles corrals the kids into researching the two monsters decapitating and shredding their way through Sunnydale ("Fork Guy doesn't do heads," Buffy notes) hits all the classic beats ... This is also the first episode to really show off the Buffy/Angel chemistry that will drive much of the next season."^[2]

Noel Murray of The A.V. Club gave the episode a grade of B. He wrote that the "fundamental goofiness" of the premise was a "strike against" the episode, but that it benefited from "depth of characterization". Murray commented that the episode's subtext was the teenage fear of the reproductive practicalities of sex.^[3] A BBC review said that the episode "struggles to tread new ground" and was "uncomfortably paced". However, the review praised the effects of the praying mantis and some "delightful moments".^[4] DVD Talk's Phillip Duncan was somewhat disappointed with the episode, calling it a "by-the-book monster thriller set in the high school". Despite the standardness, he felt that it was still "worth watching".^[5]

• "Teacher's Pet" at IMDb