Education
This user is self-educated to an advanced college level.
Beliefs and Opinions
This user is a survivalist , and has a survival retreat with a food and weapons cache.
I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me.
This user is interested in Utilitarianism , the belief that a moral action is one which increases the total happiness of humanity.
{{user Christian democrat}}
This user believes it is every citizen's duty to assess every candidate and abstain from voting if none is found fit for office, unless he or she wants to vote anyway.
Computing
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This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
ISP This user uses the email account provided by their ISP .
This user's primary Instant Messaging software is Trillian .
nap This user used Napster back when it was free.
TPad This user contributes using TextPad .
This user contributes using a PC .
BB This user contributes using a broadband connection.
Media
news The only reality show this user watches is the news.
NTSC This user's television receives NTSC /NTSC-variant transmissions, or lives in a region where they are broadcast.
Location
This user lives in or hails from Detroit .
Pets
This user is owned by one or more cats .
This user is a cat lover.
Sexuality
This user supports and encourages the practice of safe sex .
This user supports the inclusion of sex education in school systems.
This user does not wish to be female .
Language
du -1This user does not wish to speak or hear dumbass , but is resigned to the necessity of at least understanding it in an environment of massive collaboration.
fgn -0This user doesn't speak any dialect of foreign , and will talk to foreigners in English believing they will understand if one is just loud enough.
gb -0This user cannot tolerate any form of Gibberish language, and is therefore easily emotionally traumatized by The Sims .
LE-1 This user's been known to screw up the occasional sentence and make the occasional typo, but is otherwise pretty accurate with regards to English .
ubx -nThis user communicates exclusively via userboxes .
Interests
This user likes all of the colors.
>_< This person dislikes anime (or doesn't admit to watching it).
This user reads between the lines.
This user enjoys reading anything .
This user cannot drive , but is planning to learn how to.
This user is interested in law .
This user is interested in the history of the Cold War .
This user has no interest in ever learning to fly!
This user enjoys watching the weather .
This user enjoys tracking weather , and might have a personal weather station.
Food
This user loves to eat pizza .
C This user can't make up their mind if Coke or Pepsi is better and drinks both. P
Music
This user plays the piano .
{{user AntiRock}}
Health
This user does not
smoke .
Time
This user has too much time on their hands.
This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute .
{{User timezone|Eastern}}
This user's time zone is GMT-5 .
This user is not located in the GMT time zone.
GMT ? This user's time zone depends on whenever they decide to get up today.
Life
ubx -5This user uses entirely too many userboxes .
This user is a child at heart. They might have grown older, but they'll never grow up.
This user is of German ancestry.
This user is of Irish ancestry.
This user supports the ACLU .
{{User opposes UN}}
This user believes in the existence of a human soul or spirit .
God This user is interested in theism .
This user realizes that the Earth isn't an oblate spheroid , but rather a close approximation of one.
Seasonal
This user was born on 12/09/1988 .
Games
GAME This user plays "the Game" .
This user plays with a full deck .
This user enjoys playing poker .
Cards This user enjoys playing Uno .
This user contributes using a PC .
This user still enjoys playinggames on the NES .
This user still enjoys their Sega Dreamcast , and thinks it's underrated!
SC2 This user plays StarCraft and can beat you.
SC2K This user's city is much better than Defacto's .
SC3K This user enjoys playing SimCity 3000 or SimCity 3000 Unlimited.
SC4 This user's city is much better than Defacto's .
MMO RPG This user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money.
Sports
Sellout This user watches the Super Bowl for the ads .
This user has no interest in ever learning to fly!
This user loves to bowl , but would love to get more strikes.
This user enjoys playing darts .
Grammer
snk This user says either sneaked or snuck .
…in. Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.
to too two This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two .
who(m) This user uses either who or whom in the object case.
if & whether This user knows how to use "if " and "whether " correctly.
. The This user does not put two spaces after a full stop.
A, B, and A and B This user prefers to use the serial comma only when its omission can be confusing.
its This user understands the difference between its (of it ) and it's (it is or it has ).
its it's It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.
AIM -AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.