User:Clcrhiggaeeermo

Grammar

they…

This user considers singular they standard, modern, informal English usage, so avoids it on Wikipedia.

by

This user does not use the passive voice.

man-
kind

Regarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct.

to
too
two

This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

whom

This user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever they see.

~~you~~ one

This user knows that one should not use "you" in encyclopedia articles or other formal works.

than
then

This user understands the difference between using "than" and "then."

their
there
they're

This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

your
you're

This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.

Majority ≠ right

This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.

Punctuation

“,;:’

This user is a punctuation stickler.

. The

This user does not put two spaces after a full stop.

,

This user fixes comma-splices; they are annoying.

A, B, and
A and B

This user uses the serial comma unless its inclusion is confusing.

its
it's

It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.

’s

Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

This user terminates unquoted ellipses on sight. This is not your blog. We end sentences properly.

“…”

This user favors curly quotation marks over straight style.

"…"?

This user thinks "British punctuation is best for quotation marks". Do you?

;

This user knows how to use a semicolon correctly.

Languages

en

This user is a native speaker of the English language.

es-2

Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel intermedio de español.

ANAL 5

This user is incredibly stringent with professional grammar.

US

This user uses American English.

AIM-Able

This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.

Ths usr cn rd & rt usn txt lng

Computers

This user maintains a blog.

G

This user will use Google before asking dumb questions.

G

This user prefers Google over Yahoo.

Y

This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.

OOL

This user's Internet service provider is Optimum Online.

This user has a dual monitor configuration.

This user's mobile phone and data-services provider is Verizon.

prog-x

This user is merely a humble programmer.

PHP

This user can code PHP.

This user can write Cascading Style Sheets.

<html>

This user can write HTML.

xhtml

This user can write XHTML.

This user can program in JavaScript.

W3C

This user believes in compliance with W3C standards.

Food

This user prefers
New York pizza

This user eats chili.

This user has been known to eat a hot dog on occasion.

This user eats fries, or chips.

This user eats potato chips.

This user eats quesadillas.

This user loves sausages.

This user eats apples.

This user eats bananas.

This user loves to eat cucumbers.

This user eats tomatoes.

This user eats watermelon.

This user eats bagels.

This user loves eating carrots.

This user loves iceberg lettuce salad.

This user loves hamburgers.

This user eats chocolate.

This user drinks hot chocolate.

This user drinks chocolate milk.

This user drinks water regularly.

This user loves Dr Pepper.

Fanta

This user drinks Fanta Orange.

V

This user drinks Vault.

This user prefers Pepsi over Coca Cola

C₂H₅OH-0

This user is a non-drinker.

This user eats at KFC.

This user eats at McDonald's.

PNRA

This user enjoys
Panera Bread

This user eats at SUBWAY and eats fresh.

This user eats at Taco Bell.

Games

This user can solve the Rubik's Cube in 114 seconds.

You just lost The Game.

This user settled Catan.

S₁

This user is a Scrabble player.

Cards

This user enjoys playing card games.

Cards

This user enjoys playing Uno.

Music

This user is a musician.

orch

This user plays in an orchestra.

This user plays their music in the treble clef.

This user plays their music in the bass clef.

This user knows advanced
music theory.

This user is a music composer.

This user plays the piano.

This user plays the violin.

RAP

This user enjoys Rap and Hip Hop music.

This user contributes while using iTunes.

This user is an audiophile.

This user advocates the use of more cowbell.

iTS

This user uses the
iTunes Store.

Et cetera

This user has visited 14 of the 50 U.S. states and the District of Columbia.

14

teen

This user is a teenager, not a stereotype.

This user loves to write.

This user can make The Spinning Dancer turn both ways.

This user does not smoke.

This user spends most of his free time thinking.

M

This user is a member of Mensa.

This user attends, or has attended, CTY.