User:MJF2000/Simpsons Quotes

Quotes from The Simpsons.

"Alright, son, we're about to embark on our most difficult mission. Let's bow our heads in prayer." - Homer Simpson ("Lard of the Dance")

"Yes you do! I hope you're happy Bart! You ruined Thanksgiving!" - Marge Simpson ("Bart vs. Thanksgiving")

"Bart, I thought you were used to failing." - Edna Krabappel ("Bart Gets an F")

"Dear Lord, that's the loudest profanity I ever heard!" - Ned Flanders ("Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)")

"You're right. I should do some reading. You got any "Where's Waldo" books?" - Otto ("The Otto Show")

"I'm not going to live in a house of evil just to save a few dollars!" - Marge Simpson ("Treehouse of Horror")

"You know, I've done a lot of bad stuff through the years. I guess now I'm paying the price. But there's so many things I'll never get a chance to do. Smoke a cigarette, use a fake ID, shave a swear word in my hair..." - Bart Simpson ("Radio Bart")

"Give Larry my number. I can teach him things. Useful things." - Agnes Skinner ("Thursdays with Abie")

"But he's a loser. He's pathetic! He's.....a Simpson!" - Homer Simpson ("Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire")

"Calm down, Nedilly-diddly-diddly-diddly-doodly, they did their best, shodilly-iddly-iddly-diddly. Gotta be nice, hostiddly-iddly-diddly-diddly... AW, HELL-DIDDLY-DING-DONG-CRAP! CAN'T YOU MORONS DO ANYTHING RIGHT?! " - Ned Flanders ("Hurricane Neddy")

"Dad, I need help. Please." - Bart Simpson ("Bart the General")

"Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city. And I am the... um... What cures cancer?" - Chief Clancy Wiggum ("Bart the Murderer")

"Kids, could you step outside for a sec? FU..." - Homer Simpson ("Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)")

"Oh Homer! You are just a big sack of sugar!" - Lurleen Lumpkin ("Colonel Homer")

"How does Bart do this every week?" - Lisa Simpson ("Lisa's Date with Density")

"Now class remember, I don't want this field trip to be a repeat of our infamous visit to the Springfield State Prison. So I want all to be on your best behaviour, especially you Bart Simpson." - Edna Krabappel ("Homer's Odyssey")

"Hey, Milhouse. Who you spying on? Those bullies?" - Homer Simpson ("24 Minutes")

"Springfield Elementary is about to become Stinkfield Elementary" - Jimbo Jones ("24 Minutes")

"Hey, what about me. I almost died and so did Willie." - Bart Simpson ("24 Minutes")

"It was a hard decision, but it think I made the right call. [EXPLOSION IN DISTANCE] Don't worry. That was Shelbyville." - Jack Bauer ("24 Minutes")

"The city's pretty gritty for an itty-bitty pretty girl. " - Kurt and Ethan ("Elementary School Musical")

"You're "L. Simpson Jazz Girl"? " - Nelson Muntz ("Loan-a Lisa")

"Aw, come on Dad, this could be the miracle that saves the Simpsons' Christmas. If TV has taught me anything, it's that miracles always happen to poor kids at Christmas. It happened to Tiny Tim, it happened to Charlie Brown, it happened to The Smurfs, and it's going to happen to us." - Bart Simpson ("Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire")